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Brian's Johnson Syndrome

The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.
That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...
by El Loco Jay August 4, 2018
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
by The cock slicer May 4, 2020
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The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off
The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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s_johnson_voiceovers

A Tiktoker who which possesses a soothing voice which will send a calming and pleasant sensation throughout your body negating any negative feelings you are carrying.
"s_johnson_voiceovers has the most calming voice to help you sooth your body"
by Somewhat Cool Guy February 12, 2021
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Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')
Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY
by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023
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Tanner's Johnson

Look at Tanner's Johnson
by anonymous February 7, 2025
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