Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.
by Fedor July 21, 2005
1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
by Yummymummy October 5, 2006
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n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,
1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.
2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.
3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(
4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.
v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.
n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,
1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.
2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.
3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(
4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.
v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.
1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.
2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.
3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.
4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.
5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
Largely catering to pedophiles and "battlers", John Howard has single-handedly lead a nation back into consensual denial and racist delusion.
by BadBoyBubby June 13, 2005
Official Name: John Winston Howard.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.
Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.
Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
by Christina Robinson July 17, 2006
1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."
by talor May 23, 2005
After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.
by fjd November 25, 2007