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Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"
by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
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Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020
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Papa Johannes

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A term populary used by kids in Tromsø Norway. It basically means gettin all the girls.
by Papa JohÆnnes March 1, 2022
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Oscar Friis Johannesson

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A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.
Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"
by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer February 5, 2022
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An act of masturbating while watching Scarlett Johansson in one of her movies.
Dude 1 : I was just watching Match Point and god i just Scarlett Johansson'd myself.

Dude 2 : Coming from a forever alone guy like you, that was'nt surprising.

Dude 1 : Aww, come on. Im sure you will pull it off too.
by Motorbotboobs April 9, 2011
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-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017
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N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
by DaBunny July 18, 2005
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