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You're such a Joe Biden

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A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...
by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022
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Doing a Joe

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Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.
Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!
by Psychological. June 11, 2010
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doing a joe

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Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.
Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."
by Rory September 3, 2007
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pulling a Joe

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When someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. Usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.
Chris: Hey, Bruce Lee was a great martial artist.

James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.

Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.

James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.
by BaconCheezburger March 24, 2010
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Pulling a Joe

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Mike: I just took a shit and ate it
Jake: Ok your pulling a Joe
by jakekuchiki December 27, 2010
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pulling a Joe

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When it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.
Joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am....So early lunch is called pulling a Joe.
by THE GREAT 1967 March 19, 2011
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Doing a Joe

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When you don't know how to react to something being said by others so you just make a hmm noise
"How are you?"
"Hmm"
"Oh you're doing a joe"
by Saafe November 20, 2016
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