Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

Jockin

V. - to be way too wrapped up in somebody elses situation. It came from a common term to express somebody paying way too much attention to another person's life - "being on somebody's nuts". A jock strap is worn on a guy's nuts, so jockin is referencing being on somebody's nuts like a jock strap.

brah, all these haters jockin. they need to get their own life.

by $wisher$weet November 12, 2010

jobcist

for funemployed persons, a developed discriminatory attitude towards people with jobs

Me: Did you catch the latest episode of JDY (Judge David Young)?
Friend: No, I was at work.
Me: Me neither, because I woke up at 3pm and missed it.
Friend: F you.
Me: Whatever, person with a job. Oh look at me, I'm Jobby McJobberson, I work for a living. Get out of here.
Friend: Dude, you're jobcist.

by Dancefight Till Dawn June 9, 2009

Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.

Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.

by jaydon the don October 16, 2008

Jockin

when a girl likes you and is allways talkin about you

that girl was jockin you last night

by Jacob Maxfield September 9, 2003

Joacim

A cool person who is awesome. But is slow to get up in the morning.

Party Animal

That person is a joacim allright.

by lkjhgfdsa1 May 3, 2009

pole-jocking

Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.

that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)

by Jody Mayfield December 26, 2007