Jobby

Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.

"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

by AxelS September 17, 2013

Jonny on the spot

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".

I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot

by Pink Eye on my leg April 19, 2009

Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

jonny buckland

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.

Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!

by DoctorFosterGloster42 July 3, 2014

jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid

Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend

by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020

Jobn’t

Another way of saying,“you’re fired”

Boss: Hey I’m sorry but you’re jobn’t
Me: I’m what?
Boss: Jobn’t
Me: What?
Boss: You’re fired dumbass

by Xx_Pu$$ySlayerr_xX September 11, 2018

Jonny Boi

The big gay

Jonny 🅱️oi part 2
Jonny Boi

by Anvils May 29, 2019