jobaba

jobaba is the name for the language of the gods (Joe-BAA-BAA) only requirement is that you must be circumcised to learn the language

Ty: i speak jobaba

John: what's that can I learn

Ty: yes sure just get circumcised and I'll teach you

by Littledaddy691 July 23, 2019

JOBAMUTUKI

(adj.)
A word used only for when you simply have nothing else to say.

this1guy: I kissed your girlfriend last night.
thisotherguy: ...JOBAMUTUKI

by A&H February 7, 2009

Jobmare

Those nightmares people tend to have related to their occupations. Often it tends to be a reoccurring nightmare and a supervisor is a prominant figure in the dream usually.

Wally recently started a new job as a master control operator at the local television station. He is the person responsible for making sure the television shows air perfectly. He is completely stressed out due to the fact that the job is hyper-technical and his work is being watched by thousands of viewers at any given time.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

jomama

Noun portion of response to any question you don't wish to answer. Usage often leads to follow-up questions and/or altercation.

Q: Yo, who jacked my spinners while I was inside gettin' my check cashed?

A: Jomama did.

R: Man, you tell me or I gonna f u up.

by MasterShakeNBake July 10, 2006

jomama

your mother, the person that brought you into this world.

yo sup, how's jomama doin'?

by Mark Randall August 7, 2003

Joebama

The holder of infinite wisdom, he contains so much pure knowledge and power if it were all to be shared with a human they would break down immediately, burdened by the harsh truths of our world. He is a godly being, and thus can take many forms, most commonly appearing as a pyramid, with obamas face on it.

"Joebama appeared in my dreams last night and granted me some wisdom."
"What is the wisdom."
"He said 'Dont mine at night.'"
"that is a good wisdom."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009