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Jazzelyn

An angelic woman. She is the most gorgeous and amazing girl that walks the Earth. She makes everybody happy to know her and unintentionally makes everyone fall in love with her.
Jazzelyn is dreamy.
by Macay August 13, 2012
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al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face
im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera
by jizza000 December 29, 2015
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Jizelle

A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .
Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.
by Achoooooo November 28, 2017
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Jizzle Drizzle

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017
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Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020
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Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
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jizzblast

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.
Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!
by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007
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