jive turkey

konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive
by spanaway151 June 30, 2011
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Jive Turkey

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90
Darryls a jive turkey
by Yoloswag4jesus October 27, 2015
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Jive Turkey

When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.
Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.
by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011
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I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.
by Big Daddy August 16, 2003
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jive turkey

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.
Get away from me you jive turkey!
by WiseDraco April 03, 2008
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someone who talks trash or junk
Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both
by Eddie June 30, 2003
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