Jesuseizure

"When a very catholic woman has severe seizures, in which she hallucinates Jesus and or other highly regarded religous icons. This is usually due to the fact that said woman has discovered her daughter's sexual activity, and or ingested large amounts of marijuana. Like, a lot of marijuana."

Jackie: Well Dave, my mom had a jesuseizure last night...

Dave: You don't say... Well, I suppose she must have had more than one of the communion wafers that we gave her. They had a LOT of weed in them after all.

Jackie: Well... It's either that or the fact that she found condoms in my bedroom.

by TheGreatB February 12, 2010

jisselboom

1.) to boom with jiss (see jiz or jizz )
2.) an exclamation of disappointment (see WTF )

1.) Dude, then what she did next almost made me jisselboom in my pants!
2.) Jisselboom dude! You got my car impounded!

by Big O January 25, 2004

jissepi

a slimee n*gga that slaughterz gutzzz . jissepi b sending thottiess to the ER .

“jissepi fukd my gutzz up bad last night”

by badbitch361 August 19, 2019

Jisse

Really big pp boy

Wow jisse you have really big pp mannn

by Tijn is niet leuk September 9, 2021

jissette

Fun
Loving
One of a kind
Unique
Creative
Talented
Artistic
Giving

Funny
Sincere
Hard working
Memorable
Dedicated

Passionate
Empath
Spiritual
Emotional
Good listener
Mentor
Best person you can ever meet

If you can't be like jissette don't waste my time.

by J2486 November 22, 2021

jissen

The name JISSEN is perfect for a woman named Suellen.

JISSEN and Suellen sitting on a tree, K I S S I N G

by Jisllen October 5, 2022

jesused outt

becoming completely obsessed with jesus just because your friends are

laken whats up with all these stupid kids that are getting all jesused outt

by Erikakathleenman October 16, 2008