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jittery

I get jittery when I have to piss too bad.
by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008
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Jesus Jitters

A sports reporter's awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited Bible-Thumping answer: see Erin Andrews' interview with Josh Hamilton at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game or any interview ever with Kurt Warner.
Susie Kolber: Kurt, I see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?

Kurt Warner: Without the grace of our risen Lord Jesus Christ there would be no cleatts, praise His name.

Susie Kolber: yes...umm...of course...uhhh...back to you Berman!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jesus Jitters!
by rak5877 July 13, 2009
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jitterpants

noun
1. a person inclined to relocate on a whim; someone who randomly moves or leaves town (a lot).
2. to suddenly be in a frantic state of making a new home elsewhere (usu. without reason).
3. a condition preventing someone from settling down.

ORIGIN: a slang term first coined in 2009 in connection with a blog that goes by the same name.
1. Hey there, jitterpants! What brings you back to town?
2. My pa up and left us the other day! Ma says he's got a case of the jitterpants.
3. That boy 'll never find himself a wife, long as he's got them jitterpants on.
by jitterpants January 27, 2010
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Jester

as a name (most likely self chosen), unisex
So much to say about the kind of person who choses Jester as their name.
For starters, they move to their own beat, they dont let the world decide anything for them. Despite being a bit unique they deeply love their friends. Jester(s) are loyal to their friends as if they are royalty. Jester(S) can be very flirty and long for personal connection with others. In a romantic relationship you will always be their main priority. Jester(s) love to show their affection to friends and lovers in every way they can. Jester(s) long to bring light into their peoples lives, joy and laughter. (as a court jester would) Jester(s) are most likely the creative and curious type, always ready for a new adventure.
That Jester is pretty goofy, but I trust them a lot.
by jesterbug November 22, 2020
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jestered

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.
Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!
by CovoCava June 24, 2018
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JesterPenetrate

The deadliest member of the deadliest smp who has the deadliest weapon and who has escaped the deadliest trap and beat the deadliest army with only the deadly end crystals and respawn anchors
Oh no JesterPenetrate is here. He will penetrate us and hospitalize us
by JesterPenetrate May 5, 2022
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jitters

To possess a feeling of anxiety or restlessness.
"I was up late last night with the jitters because of that scary movie."
by Banisters July 3, 2006
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