Jimmered

The act of ejaculating into your partners eye from great distance with incredible acuracy.

Nailed her in the eye from 10 feet away! She's got jimmered!

by Dizzire February 26, 2011

Jimmer

(n) receiving bad oral stimulation

(n) a defective condom; one that breaks during the climax of intercourse.

"I heard Sean got blown last night." - Chris
"Ya, but Cassie only gives jimmers." - Joe

After a night of rough sex some plan b was purchased because of a jimmer.

by Crotcheola March 22, 2011

Jimmer

A slang description of any Mormon person

Ah..... What up my Jimmer!

Jimmer please!

Man,... little Jimmers these days

by mikecheck6 March 15, 2011

Jimmer

noun: an oral sex act that is a cross between a hummer and a rim job.

My girlfriend gave me the best Jimmer last night while I thought about college basketball.

by vanishingact February 18, 2011

jimmer

A hand job

If my girlfriend gives me a jimmer, would I get kicked out of BYU?

by Fred Ette April 3, 2011

Jimmer

a male erection

jerry has a jimmer,

i have a massive jimmer right now
do u have a jimmer,,, yeah

by brettfavresphone June 6, 2011

Jimmered

To be taken advantage of (albeit very respectfully) to the point of losing and becoming embarrassed in your own home. Often used in basketball jargon.

I got Jimmered last night right up the ass, but I admit, I actually quite enjoyed it.

by SexDwarf February 28, 2011