jenkem shaman

A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.

Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"

by drgonch May 14, 2010

Jinkees

A phrase often said by Velma from Scooby Doo when she discovers something important.

Jinkees, I've found a clue!

by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

Jenke

A spelling variation of the word, "janky," meaning inferior in quality. Often used in a pejorative connotation. See...Janky, Janky-ass, or Jankey.

I barely knocked and that jenke (janky) door fell off its hinges.

by jefferino69 November 24, 2016

Jinkeys

Jinkeys is a word to describe shock or amazement, it came from the show Scooby-Doo, in the show Velma would say something like this;

Velma: *finds out something cool or scary or finds a cue or object*
Velma: Jinkeys! Gang I think I found something
Fred: And i think it's trapping time

by Kirito/Asuna January 13, 2020

jenkem

Fermented mixture of ripened sewage used primarily in Africa and third-world Near Asian countries as a glue-high substitute.

Many orphaned and deprived children in civil-war torn Sub-Saharan Tanzania are dependent on jenkem.

by Kazhakkey Szervusz-Thackur November 10, 2005

jenkem

getting a bottle pissing /and /or shitting in it and tapeing a baloon to the top and letting your piss and terd ferment for a few days,weeks even and then removing the baloon and inhaling the gas to get a awsome high.

The young african addicts could not afford drugs so they invented jenkem.

by watties69 February 15, 2009

Jenkem Gangster

A person who creates and distributes the human waste drug, jenkem (more commonly known by its street name, Butt Hash) for mass consumption

Guy #1: So let, me get this straight, you made me quit my job in order to sell shit to stoners?

Guy #2: With the low cost of production, we can totally streamline the production of Jenkem. We can live like Jenkem Gangsters!

by bknapp5 March 5, 2009