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Jewper

a Jewish Persian or a Persian Jew. They are either from Isreal or Iran (or both), and have massive quantities in Los Angeles, New York, and Vancouver. They tend to have a good amount of money, often showcased in their house and BMW, though sometimes the car can be a Mercedes. Most are well educated. They love to party, carry a lot of drama with them, and like to party and go places for vacation even more. Although, they do have really delicious food.
Im sick of all these Jewpers in Beverly Hills. Why cant they be in Tel Aviv or Tehran?
by ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh June 19, 2011
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jewsephina

jewsephina did good on a test
by justin34523 April 18, 2018
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Jewpedo

A Jewish guy who sexually attracted to small children who have lots of money.
Is that man on your street a Jewpedo?
Yeah, he's attracted to coins and children.
by Jewpedo March 31, 2021
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Jewpers

Persian Jews that are clicky and make you feel weird even if you are like them
Those Persian jewpers in uci. They only like themselves. Good luck with that.
by Cardian July 4, 2023
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jewpe

verb To deleteriously impact or subjugate by means of adverse connotations and stigma from concern regarding being dubiously cast as antisemitic, to enable the perpetrator to tactically gain or maintain power, position, assets and/or to vitiate others.
The word ‘jewpe’ calls out two aspects of malignant conduct by those dubiously accusing antisemitism: 1) motive is dubious; and 2) circumstances referred to “can deleteriously impact or subjugate”.

The word is not a slur or political statement.
Being dubiously inferred or accused antisemitic has egregious, vitiating effect; the ‘moral compass’ of the ‘dubiously’ accused is affected, compelling them towards obsequious and influenced conduct to avoid being so accused or promote a retraction, as they endeavour to mitigate compromise of their own interests. By extension, such-influenced conduct influences and threatens beyond individuals, to institutions, corporations & Gov’ts. It is tacit, insidious artifice, that infers broadly affronting all Jews and Jewish culture and all Jewish power, money, business, political&societal interests, in a miasma of concern/fear, inadequate English words to describe or respond to it, and evident compounding deleterious effect on Jewish reputation and those whose moral compass is dubiously compromised, influenced or interfered with. The word also protects civil Jewish folk from being besmirched in the World’s eyes, differentiating them from those engaging in such dubious, iniquitous conduct.
Once one can appreciate the nuances of what the verb to jewpe describes, from that single word, one's mind is so much more free and able to express what one already innately recognises - perspicacity, if you will, where for example one better sees who is juping who, and circumstances of it, and can engage in civil discourse regarding it, and even reflect on the manners and extent to which they themselves may have been directly or indirectly j*ped.

Stop jewping being foreign influence of Gov’t policy!
Stop jewping me!
Don’t be jewped!
Don’t jewpe yourself!
Don’t be jewped by yahoos!
Stop jewping being foreign influence of Gov’t policy!

jewpe: noun “One who/that has been jewped."

e.g. "Many people are collateral jewpes given the manner and extent elements of their Governments and media have been jewped."

jewpe: noun "The metaphorical ooze or foul odour from suspected jewping."

e.g. "OMG, the palpable and repugnant wash of jewpe-ooze from that politician's obsequious comment."
by BeReasonable May 23, 2024
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jewkept

Another form of jewkeeping:
Hiding from individuals or from a group of people a source for finding or collecting already-used rare resources within the Roblox name-sniping community, solely to maximize profits and to prevent others from enjoying its use.
Next reset method is gonna expand the list, if it's not jewkept
by clemouche December 17, 2025
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