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"hey homie, you wanna come over to my crib and have some jumbalaya? that stuff's da bomb!"
jumbalaya by bear cub June 1, 2005
A really hott girl or something really really good. Derived from the character of Newman from Seinfeld when he buys some soup from the Soup Nazis.
"mmmm, that girl is a real JUMBALAYA"
jumbalaya by Tiny Man Big Hair January 20, 2006

jambalaya 

The act of putting a mans penis by force into a watermelon, without the man knowing it
"I heard Jason fell asleep at your house, did you prank him?"
"Yeah! We gave him a heavy-hearted jambalaya."
jambalaya by guywtheP October 5, 2016

Jumbalaya Juice 

Anything that comes out of boys, besides pee pee.
Dude did you hear about Cammy? He jumbalaya juiced all over the couch last night while he watched Kim and Kourtney take NY.

Noun, or verb.
Jumbalaya Juice by showerfuck February 11, 2012

jambalaya hoe 

someone who acts insanely wild while out and about with friends, whether it be speaking jibberish from being blacked out drunk or doing the most to hookup with a stranger.
Deangelo was being such a jambalaya hoe in hillcrest this weekend with all the gay boys at Flicks and Rich’s.
jambalaya hoe by Lauraulee September 28, 2017

jambalayan prick

When Hammers starts acting cute when he hasn’t had his mid day sammich.
Mike Hams was acting like a jambalayan prick when he said the browns would go 0-16!