jesse mccartney

simple: HOTTIE!!!!! he can sing and act..he has the whole package!!

Person: What's so great about Jesse McCartney?

Me: OMGSH!! I HATE YOU!!!

by jesse's a HOTTIE!!! December 23, 2004

jesse mccartney

super hott teen. he is gorgeous and he can act and sing and he is sooo cute. star of summerland which is the best show ever!!

me- summerland rocks!
friend- yeah i know
me- jesse is hott
friend- you couldnt be any more right!

by kelly July 11, 2004

jesse mccartney

Two words. Poser Fag.

Pre-teen bopper : "PNGZ! It's Jesse! PNG! LOLZ!"
Me : "Wow."
Pre-teen Bopper : "Wyt....... Wat's dat oder boi doingz!"
Me : "HAHAHAHAHA. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BOPPER. YES JESSE MCCARTNEY IS FUCKING GAY! HAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Pre-teen Bopper : -dies and rots in hell-

by Mushu May 6, 2005

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

jesse mccartney

haha where do i start?..hes a creepy kid that blinks too much and doesn;t payattention to the road instead he sings to it...he rapes terrified girls in dirty pools, has really bad eye brows and i think he has a twitching problem..

man when is that jesse mccartney video gunna come back....its my favorite

by jesses uhh biggest fan!:S February 15, 2005

Jesse McCartney

The hottest guy in america!!!!! if u do not watch summerland ur a dork and eveyone hates u!!!!!!!!! he is the hottest guy alive and no 17 year old can breat him!!!!

kelsey: holy crap look at that hot guy
ally: its jesse mccartney...DUHH...who else
kelsey:...ohhhh

by Hottgirl May 13, 2005

jesse mccartney

a pretty boy that got famous merely because of blonde hair.

ewwww jesse mccartney is a faggot and got famous because of a pretty face NOT! he must of slept with his manager to get famous.

by jesse sucks February 24, 2005