jersey turnpike

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.

Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.

by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005

jersey turnpike

the act of hustling to the bathroom when one knows that another is on his/her way to use it themselves.

walt had to pee, but erin gave him the old jersey turnpike, and he had to wait for her to finish.

by yukonoclast April 17, 2010

Jersey Turnpiking

Is when a woman bends over at the waist so her palms are on the ground, and she grinds her booty into a mans (or another woman's) crotch.

They were out on the dance floor & she was Jersey Turnpiking him!

by dv73 August 23, 2011

jersey turnpike

Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.

I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.

by Chuck Stallings January 15, 2008

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

by sarahah August 23, 2011