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Aerosexual

A person having an avid love and sexual desire of aircraft beyond the average persons interest. They openly admit their love of aviation and all things air-related. They are often found prowling the fences of nearby airports, but it is becoming increasingly common seeing these people travel far and wide across countries to witness the act of airplanes landing and taking off. If you encounter these predators, take care not to make direct eye contact or obstruct their line of sight to the airport, as they may become agitated and/or aggressive in nature. They often travel in packs of 2 or more. They sometimes carry binoculars and more often than not high quality camera's. They inhabit the online world of airliners.net and can easily be identified in public by their compulsive urge to check flightradar24 and live ATC at least every 20 minutes and can be heard quizzing each other about air related trivia and such. More often than not these people are sad individuals, which do not have girlfriends or lives. The condition is a direct result of not being breastfed as children. They often pleasure themselves to either the sight or sound of an aircraft. Make no mistake, these are sick, twisted perverts that will stop at nothing to have a quick wank over the sight of a B747-8F extending it's undercarriage.
"That dirtbag aerosexual just pulled himself while playing flight simulator"
by TheBigSchlong February 4, 2014
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Jojosexual

Jojosexual is when you're sexually attracted to characters from the popular anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojosexual was originally created as a joke from the Jojo's community.
Friend: “I'm totally Jojosexual, Jotaro is hot as hell.”

Other Friend: “I can agree, but have you seen Giorno!? Or Speedwagon.”

Friend: “Speedwagon is totally hot as well, every character in Jojo's is attractive!”
by QuietKermit March 15, 2020
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jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
by raz999 July 12, 2014
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jetrosexual

A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual
by Interitus July 21, 2008
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joemosexual

Any person named Joe who is of questionable sexual orientation. Usually refering to the fact that they might be, or are acting gay.
Dude, that guy is such a joemosexual.
by Blackie69 December 23, 2007
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aerosexual

noun, a person who has obsession with aircrafts
all of the aerosexuals went to the airport
by Johan_L August 23, 2006
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Jensexual

Girls who aren't lesbians but want to fuck Jen.
Sarah isn't a lesbian but she is a jensexual.
by Ginger devil April 28, 2019
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