jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

jonny castles 

Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.

Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"

Guy 2 "oh yeah."

jonny castles by J C patootie January 11, 2014

Jonny Clark 

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.

Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."

Jonny Clark by edmondhc August 21, 2009

Jonny on the spot 

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".

I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot

Jonny on the spot by Pink Eye on my leg April 19, 2009

Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

Jonny D Style by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

jonny buckland 

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.

Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!

jonny buckland by DoctorFosterGloster42 July 3, 2014

jonny decker 

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid

Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend

jonny decker by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020