jenkem

When someone says something that cannot possibly be true, because it is inherently bullshit .

Dave: "Marcus was telling me about some kids who ferment their own faeces and inhale the gas to get high. He said it's called jenkem."

Callum: "Sounds like a load of Jenkem to me mate."

by man room April 27, 2010

jenkem

This is a highly halluconigenic drug. Generally, it is used to Optimize Goatsex with a Bindi who has yhis.
Primarily, it is sold in Goatssechsschyre for the price of two Korean BJs and a dollar.

Shit whitey, I just got so damn high off of jenkem. It really was the bee's knees.

by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007

jenkem

poop and pee dat ferments into a balloon and then sucked in by de user. also known as butt hash. literally good shit.

i was so high after i sucked dat jenkem

by balloon boozer December 29, 2007

jenkem

to do jenkem unto someone unexpectedly.
to crap all over someone's face and/or body.

dude, u gonna jenkem him?
dude, let's jenkem him.

by vmikeydet08 December 27, 2007

Keg Jenkem

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan

Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.

by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.

Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.

by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010