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Jef' Fmáine

Existing briefly in ancient 2nd century Spanish territories, the term "Jef' Fmáine" refers to a sacred string of numbers reading "81, 76, 567, 462." These numbers were originally found on a stone tablet in 126 B.C. and were applied to anything from calculation tables to lattitude and longitude markings.
"Hey, i added 4,088,283,731 and 4,088,283,731 and got 8,176,567,462." "That sounds like an ancient spanish term "Jef' Fmáine."
by Codeinator November 23, 2005
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Jef Eps

Abbreviated verson of Jeffery Epstein
‘son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you do not know Jef Eps like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭’
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Classic jef

To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.

See also: Conversation Killer
Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!
by J-Spot January 17, 2004
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Dirty Jef

To have unprotected sex whilst knowing that you have an STD and not telling your partner
Cletus: dude, i dirty jef'd this bird last night
Friend: oh yeh? you should really wear a helmet next time
Cletus: nah fuck it, bitch be itching for dayz
by nuttaaa August 26, 2018
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Chef Jef

1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.

2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.

3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.

4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.

2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!

3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!

4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
by Chef Jeff! April 9, 2023
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Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.
Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.
by FartingBeer April 8, 2021
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Jeffery Bezos

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021
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