Jared Sunnerberg 

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

Jared Sunnerberg by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011

jarrod schmidt 

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

jarrod schmidt by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

jared schmeck 

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

jared schmeck by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021

Jared Syndrome 

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

Jared Syndrome by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

jarrod spencer 

Someone who has little to no standards. He will sleep with your mother, sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, wife and that girl missing a tooth who hangs out at the corner of the bar. He has no self respect, thinks all is justifiable if alcohol is involved.

Don't be a Jarrod Spencer!

jarrod spencer by KDC13 May 15, 2018

Jared Sucro 

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

Jared Sucro by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

Jarrod Slater 

A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!

Jarrod Slater. the guy nobody likes

Jarrod Slater by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020