Japes

This is a word used for literally anything; Mainly to get a friends attention or used instead of bro/buddy. Also when used for any other word; only understandable during that situation with those who are part of the vibe/circumstance/situation.

"Hey Japes, heard that Japes was Japes last night!" instead of

"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"

by YesXav October 27, 2023

jape

to make a move on a someone who is very sleepy or was asleep, before you woke him/her up to make a sexual advance. Jape is generally successful because when sleepy, the japee is less inhibited and more likely to indulge in instinctive sexual desires.

esp. when the japer is at first with the japee in a non predatory (platonic) way. The more adorable and harmless the japer is, the greater the degree of jape.

we were watching a movie and she started falling asleep but i really wanted to hook up. so i japed her. she really liked me though so it's ok.

by japeallday October 23, 2009

jape

When a teacher masturbates onto his/her pupils work.

thats discusting my works been japed on

by ... .. ... ............. December 16, 2008

jape

(verb) - to jape - The act of inserting a foreign body into the urethra (or "jap's eye" or "pee-hole" in popular slang).

One day I was walking down the steet bored so I bought a toothbrush and japed myself like a bitch.

I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.

by burmans January 7, 2006

jape

When a jew decides to rape someone. If you are jewish, you therefore can jape and become known as a japer.

"uhh i just got japed, fuck"

by Wizard Smoke January 6, 2008

jape

To sodomize one with a rusty rod, no longer than 4 1/2 feet, with a diameter of at least six inches.

I japed my ex-girlfriend in a rather passionate fit.

by Davezor January 22, 2004

jape

to steal something in a shady fashion

'Oh poo it seems some jiggery pokery has been afoot someone has stolen my wallet' quote from confessions of a toff

by Jiffy April 9, 2005