Japanese Snowstorm

when a girl sits down in front of a giant fan, and a group of men blow loads into the fan. Covering the girl in a sweet sticky substance.

It was a hot day in the office, so we gave the secretary a Japanese Snowstorm.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Japanese Still

What you say when you're a true baller with a baller ass knife made out of japanese steel.

Kuso AMerican Steel, Japanese still Ichiban

by Mr.BaddAss July 17, 2018

Japanese Straightening

A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.

Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.

by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006

Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 30, 2005

japanese sandblaster

When a man of asian descent sprinkles sand on your face during a cum facial

You wouldn't believe the Japanese sandblaster I got tonight.

by japsandblastinthemhoes November 25, 2013

Japanese Speed Bump

When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.

Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!

by Will Carroll April 15, 2010

Japanese smileys

Instead of :) and :(, japanaese people use these smileys:

(^_^)v!(^^)!(@_@)(-_-):-O:-((^-^)(~o~)(*_*)(=_=)(?_?)(>_<)(^O^)(^_-):-)(*^_^*)(-_-;)_(_^_)_( _ )(^_^)/~(^o^)^^;_(._.)_(T_T)(^^)/~~~(^^)(^^;)<(_ _)>(/_;)(^^)/(^_^)(^_^;)m(_ _)m(;_;)(^_^)/

find each definition for the smileys on your own.

When I used Japanese smileys during a chat, it was kind of popular to my friends.

by Torisugari July 30, 2005