Jenifer Syndrome

1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.

1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.

by Jenifer Research Committee December 27, 2008

Jenifer

An aspect of beauty.She is Exquisite.She is so beautiful,sometimes you could stop to close your eyes.She is a cheerful girl even though she got that serious side of her.She is quite funny,consider yourself lucky if she is being silly with you because there is no way that she couldn’t manage to make you smile.She is really witty but acted like a total dum-dum.She really loves food,especially chicken.She become agressive with the absence of food.She loves to cuddle so ready yourself to be cuddled(excluding boys).Also,one last thing,she got the sweetest smile ,so make sure to not look at her,because in no time,you will go crazy about her.

Isn’t Jenifer lovely?

by Graciouspeanut April 10, 2019

Jenifer

Jenifer is a beautiful girl who all guys die to have her she is beautiful from the inside and outside as long as you don't get on her bad side

Jenifer is a beautiful girl

by Jasmine elephante May 6, 2017

Jenifer

The best girl you'll meet and they are keepers so don't ruin your relationship with her because you'll regret it

They are the best girlfriends/friends ever They are really cute and inncent

Me:hey have you spoken to Jenifer

her:No why?
Me:because she's really truthful and i think you two will get along

by McKayla McCalister September 29, 2019

Janiter

A common misspelling of the word Janitor.

A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).

"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"

"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"

"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"

"Oh..."

by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014

Jenifer

inside Jenifer Al kh. Is a Sweet, beautiful, smart person from the inside and outside. Brakes lots of hearts. If your not that confident, strong,perfect man, u'll end up with a broken heart... Yeah i'm talking about you

Person : Jenifer broke my heart bro

His friend: it happened to a lot of us.....

by Black angel of death April 6, 2018

Jenifer

Variant of Guinevere: Fair one. Guinevere was King Arthur's mythological queen.

White wave

Jenifer: White Wave

by Buffystuffy February 2, 2010