His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007

janck

noun:janck a person of low intelligence,or lack of knowledgeor,stupidity at its purest,a person who always answers wrong.a person who is an idiot to the point where it is annoying. a moron ,a dumbass.somone who gets below 50 on the SAT.
to be a janck is like to have the intelligence of a 5 year old.

wow, that kids one stupid janck

what a janck

by mattarie2 February 10, 2006

dirty janco

A dum fuck with lots of oil

Dirty janco has lots of oil

by Dfhifji September 2, 2021

Janco

He is a blonde guy with huge biceps wich like all girls who's names start with an H he also has a rather scew penis and always want to have sex

What do girls prefer

Not a janco thanks

by bobaasdoospoes February 28, 2020

Janockus

A slang word meaning “Penis”

After our third date, I got to see Jim’s janockus!

by Janockusfan December 16, 2017

Janco

Janco is the perfect example of a best friend or boyfriend. He is very attractive and likable. He is handsome and every body wants to fuck him even jayden his best friend

Jayden:I need a janco

Person 2:we al do

by The suess November 21, 2021

jancke

a young lady who is intelligent and smart
hazel eyes and super hot (hotter than your mother
oom jan named because of her deeeeep voice
follow me on insta
@jancke_vdm

wie is daai plank wat daar staan
sy is jancke

by jancke May 26, 2022