Jawnathon

When one would like to get serious with their jawn.

My jawn is acting up today. When I get home I'm laying down the law. "Jawnathon get your shit together".

"Jawnathon, you loser! Crack and cocaine are not the same!"

by ugly sacks June 12, 2018

Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.

Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol

by yankysama July 10, 2020

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Jonathan Groff

American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.

Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world

by AnnaMarie Riberio December 13, 2007

Jonathan

Handsome. Strong leader, expressive, devoted, guilty of tunnel vision and not letting anyone get in his way of getting what he wants. He has high expectations of others and of himself. Passionate about causes. Sensitive but tries hard to hide it. Loves to laugh and have a good time. Hates drama. Changes his mind over and over until he is sure. Has a temper. Plans for everything, and worries about the things he can't control or plan for. Great guy who others look up to.

Jonathan is a great guy!

by jhgfghfdfhj October 10, 2013

jonathan vo

A term commonly used in parts of California for Asians who show symptoms of mental issues. This term was brought up in the 21'st century in southern California. Jonathan Vo's can be bipolar dick heads but are mostly chill people. The term Jonathan is Aleutian for, "bi-polar person from a large continent". The term Vo is canadian for "dik". "Dik" translates to a dick or whitewash. So overall the term Jonathan Vo means, A bi-polar, whitewash from Asia. Jonathan Vo's are normally rejected from society and unwanted. Jonathan Vo's can also be accepted in society and normally play a type a musical instrument consisting of a metal keyboard but this type is very rare.

OML, that person is always in a mood swing. They are Asian and salty too. What a Jonathan Vo.

Why is that Asian cosplaying a white boy. What a Jonathan Vo.

by Chavidith Tenderloin November 13, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is an unstoppable force of nature- he is driven, determined, and passionate about achieving success and happiness. He pushes through tough times and maintains a positive attitude and smile at all times. He is funny, witty, and almost capable of putting a smile on the people that surround him. He cares passionately about the people he loves and is willing to always go out of his way to make sure they are safe, happy, and taken care of. Even when you think he may not be thinking about you, he is.

Jonathan is the greatest friend you can ask for. He will push you to be the greatest version of yourself that you can be. He will drive and inspire you to achieve your dreams and goals. If you have found a Jonathan and managed to have him in your life, don't let him go. He is a diamond, a gem... the rarest of sorts.

Jonathan inspired me to reach my dream of becoming a doctor!

by BFriendIndeed July 14, 2019