jamelia

Some idiot singer who steals music from good songs, adds shit new lyrics, then attempts to pass them off as entirely her own work.

So far Jamelia has ripped off Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode and Golden Brown by The Stranglers. But I doubt she'll stop there, unfortunately.

by Lemonz. March 25, 2007

jameling

To run very, very slow so people get the illusion your rushing

Look at Jamel jameling he just fooled that teacher!

by jz12326 December 8, 2006

Jamesio

One who surpasses the sexiness of one 'Fabio' and adds the suffix 'io' to the end of their name. It has been known that only people with the name 'James' can do this.

Female usage: You're so sexy Jamesio!

Male usage: I wish I was as sexy as Jamesio!

by JimE Ray January 24, 2005

Jamesio

The personification of what is known as "yum yum snookums." Jamesio is known to prowl around forums starting with "Insomniac" and ending with "ames," looking for noobs to pwn. It is believed by many specialists to be the result of both inherent awesomness and rhyme. "Jamesio" stems from his name, James, and adding on "io" to make it even more awesome, thus leading to the rhyme of "ames." As stated before, he is drawn to foums ending in "ames," coincidentally the last letters of his name. Whether or not the inverted order of words is purposeful or if this theory is shit is still unknown. Another theory suggests that Jamesio may be part of what is known as "the 9 conspiracy," being part of the "ames" rhyme, and et cetera.

James + ames = 9 letters. Io + awesome = 9 letters. Insomniac = 9 letters. It all fits. Fuck you, Jamesio's just that cool.

As a final note, 9 times nine is 81, which when divided by 9 = 9! Now you believe me, don'tcha!?

I wish I could have a little more Jamesio in my life. Then I could stab him in the fucking face, that sexy nacho of a bitch.

by aabattery May 17, 2006

Jamelia

If you have a female friend with this name she doesn't like you and is only friends with you because she doesn't want to be see as lonely.

Person:You're lonely
Jamelia:No i have a few friends

by (•^•) November 25, 2021

Jaeliona

Jaeliona is one of the best people you will meet, Jaeliona is kind can be mean and energetic. Jaeliona is a unique female name given to only those who is destined for greatness.

Jaeliona, the best person ever

by Yourfav_unkown87 November 21, 2021

Jamelian

Oh Jamelian… how he’s so annoying. Every girl at school hates him. His humor is being rude. He makes everyone cry. Even the sweetest person named Aaliyah. He thinks he’s funny… He’s not.

Aaliyah:Hey Jamelian! I was wondering if you wanna go to prom with me?
Jamelian: Shut up you smell like poop

by Mikasastandeksjaksj November 23, 2021