jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity

dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me

by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009

jamasian indian

an indian person who has the looks of an asian but talks like a jamaican.

me: whoa! i wonder what ethnicity that weirdo is..
friend: oh thats just my buddy his name is gopi but we call him jamasian indian
me: oh sweet
friend: yea he is the coolest kid youll probably ever meet!

by -Fobio- January 2, 2012

Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

by The magiction March 21, 2012

Jamacian Light Bulb

When a man shoves a pineapple in his ass and runs in the 100 meter dash.

The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.

by 8===)({})69me March 25, 2011

jamasian

An asian person who grew up in jamaica or the carribean.

I'm a fly ass jamasian.

Q. Damn, where yo bitch from?
A. She fuckin jamasian, dawg.

by omoshima May 27, 2003

Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.

last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.

by Chester_1968 August 3, 2021

Jamalian

A person who is a mix of Jamaican or Somalian. (Doesn't have to be Jamaican. Can be any type of black. But MUST be half Somalian.

Guy sees Jamalian at gym. "Hey it's the Jamalian!"

by Matt Devlin February 8, 2010