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Jamacian Light Bulb

When a man shoves a pineapple in his ass and runs in the 100 meter dash.

The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.

by 8===)({})69me March 25, 2011