dirty jalal

The process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter.

Man, I can't believe Kevin did a Dirty Jalal with that girl from the bar!

by Notorious B.A.G January 21, 2013

Jalal Haideri

is the GOAT in basketball, is skinny and lanky.

i am Jalal Haideri

by jack holte June 15, 2020

Jalal Zahir

The single most qualified State DECA officer candidate. The goal of any Jalal Zahir is to make sure DECA has a positive impact on everyone's high school experience, from the person who gets last place in districts to the one that gets first in Nationals.

"Jalal Zahir has really helped DECA make a positive impact on high school students everywhere."

by ThatManYouNeverHeardOf February 10, 2014

Mansoor Jalal

Farsi Afghan signer from Afghanistan with lots of stans

Omg is that mansoor jalal I want to marry him

by Rootsum September 4, 2021

Jalal Rijaldi

He was kind, and very cool creatures that you never imagined before, his name are gifted from the goddess of justice, Athena

Jalal Rijaldi

by Jono Joestar (Jojo) November 25, 2021

Jalal

Pussyless Avenger- never fucked any girl, never got any pussy

Guy: Hey did you hear about the new Marvel hero?
Guy 2: Nah, what’s his name?
Guy: Jalal, The Pussyless Avenger

by Pussyless avenger August 25, 2022