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Jaade

A girl with a lot of swag and spunk. She has perfect teeth, and a killer body. She isn't "afraid to get down from time to time", and tells people how it is.
Boy: "Damn. Jade, you fine."
Jaade: "Uh, no. Its *Jaade."
Boy: "Daaaaamn Guuurrrl."
by Destizzyo July 7, 2012
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jalapeño hangover

The correct spelling of jalepeno hangover.

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.

Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.

Me: I can stop anytime I want.
by subStruc May 14, 2011
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Jalapeno Shit

A giant ass form of shit you take when eating more then at least 5 jalapenos or other spicy foods. You know those long red pepper things found in Kung Pau Chicken at panda express? These are the leading causes of Jalapeno Shits.

Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Sorry, I can't see 2012 with you. I have a bad case of Jalapeno Shit. Maybe in 4 days when I recover?
by Shit master 58 November 30, 2009
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jalapeño dick

1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
by salsero63 January 12, 2008
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jalapeno blowjob

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.
by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017
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jalapeener

It's a traditionnal way of having sex between a man and a women. It refers to the situation where a guy put some chili peppers (jalapenos) on his member to add a spicy feeling to the sexual relation.
Here, feel that Jalapeener
by le yable December 16, 2008
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Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!
by BobDan May 1, 2014
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