A Americanized Dominican who looks black especially because the majority of the Jaissa tribe lives just a ways away from Tampa. A Jaissa is someone who's anything but self centered. She truly cares about everyone and is sometimes even too nice. But don't let this fool you because she can definitely be the biggest bitch you've ever met if you piss this hoe off. Typically Jaissas have big boobs and big booties due to her Latino background. But although Jaissas can be hot af, they don't compare to their sexy best friend Lexi. Jaissas are very good girlfriends, but because of her being so nice she sometimes is fucked with by none other than the typical fuckboi...but for all you fuck boys out there, don't get too excited because if Jaissa doesn't kick your ass her best friend Lexi will do it for you. Overall Jaissas are kind, caring, beautiful, smart, gorgeous people with exquisite personalities...and not to mention, make wonderful best friends.
Boy 1:"Damn Jaissa is hot af dude"
Boy 2:"Yo, but not as hot as her friend Lexi"
Girl 1: "who's that Mang over there"
Girl 2: "who her? Oh that's just a Jaissa"
Boy 1:"Damn I love living in Florida man"
Boy 2: "why man"
Boy1: "haven't you heard the big booty Jaissa tribe lives here!"
Boy 1:"Damn Jaissa is hot af dude"
Boy 2:"Yo, but not as hot as her friend Lexi"
Girl 1: "who's that Mang over there"
Girl 2: "who her? Oh that's just a Jaissa"
Boy 1:"Damn I love living in Florida man"
Boy 2: "why man"
Boy1: "haven't you heard the big booty Jaissa tribe lives here!"
Boy 2:"Yo, but not as hot as her friend Lexi"
Girl 1: "who's that Mang over there"
Girl 2: "who her? Oh that's just a Jaissa"
Boy 1:"Damn I love living in Florida man"
Boy 2: "why man"
Boy1: "haven't you heard the big booty Jaissa tribe lives here!"
Boy 1:"Damn Jaissa is hot af dude"
Boy 2:"Yo, but not as hot as her friend Lexi"
Girl 1: "who's that Mang over there"
Girl 2: "who her? Oh that's just a Jaissa"
Boy 1:"Damn I love living in Florida man"
Boy 2: "why man"
Boy1: "haven't you heard the big booty Jaissa tribe lives here!"
by Youknowwhomang July 14, 2015
Get the JAISSA mug.Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
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Known as an intelligent homosapien.
A Jadisha always gets perfect scores and is a deep lover of bonus points. What pisses off a Jadisha is when another human gets bonus points.
A Jadisha is a pretty girl and stacks her exes profiles and also friends the boyfriends of her boyfriend's girlfriends.
During locker period, she is known for throwing her books messily on the ground.
she sits beside loving creatures who are hysterically funny and incorrigible.
Also known as THE BRAIN or the CENTRAL.
She likes to "check answers" with a very nice young lady and math is her empowerment.
A Jadisha is a very nice human and remember to give her bonus points.
Her worst experiences include that if falling From the front door of a pickup when she was a youngster and that of shving her lips when she was sent to buy a shaver.
It is concluded that she will be the validvictotian of her academy and certain creatures will despise her for that.
A Jadisha has big mammary glands and once shaved her lips.
She might be mean but once someone gets to know a Jadisha then she is a really nice and friendly person. Being mean makes her rather fun.
Known as an intelligent homosapien.
A Jadisha always gets perfect scores and is a deep lover of bonus points. What pisses off a Jadisha is when another human gets bonus points.
A Jadisha is a pretty girl and stacks her exes profiles and also friends the boyfriends of her boyfriend's girlfriends.
During locker period, she is known for throwing her books messily on the ground.
she sits beside loving creatures who are hysterically funny and incorrigible.
Also known as THE BRAIN or the CENTRAL.
She likes to "check answers" with a very nice young lady and math is her empowerment.
A Jadisha is a very nice human and remember to give her bonus points.
Her worst experiences include that if falling From the front door of a pickup when she was a youngster and that of shving her lips when she was sent to buy a shaver.
It is concluded that she will be the validvictotian of her academy and certain creatures will despise her for that.
A Jadisha has big mammary glands and once shaved her lips.
She might be mean but once someone gets to know a Jadisha then she is a really nice and friendly person. Being mean makes her rather fun.
by Squeakyjojo69 April 10, 2013
Get the Jadisha mug."Jagshemash" is a phonetic transcription of a Polish greeting "Jak sie masz" which means: "hello, how are you".
The word started to be popular after a movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" by Sasha Baron Cohen.
The word can be misinterpreted as a Czech greeting which sounds very similar to the Polish one and means the same thing. That happens because Czech and Polish are both quite similar Slavic languages.
However,the expression used by Borat comes from Polish because minority of people in Kazakhstan speaks Polish, and Borat was trying to represent them as well as people speaking Russian in the country, who are in majority.
The word started to be popular after a movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" by Sasha Baron Cohen.
The word can be misinterpreted as a Czech greeting which sounds very similar to the Polish one and means the same thing. That happens because Czech and Polish are both quite similar Slavic languages.
However,the expression used by Borat comes from Polish because minority of people in Kazakhstan speaks Polish, and Borat was trying to represent them as well as people speaking Russian in the country, who are in majority.
Polish expression "jak sie masz" is pronounced like "jag she mash", therefore English speaking people wrote the words down in the form of "jagshemash".
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