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Jagex

A company associated with being unfair, making life hard, and generally being gay 24/7 to users across the globe.
Jagex are so damn gay!
by Pyro August 7, 2004
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Jagex or fagex is the number one communistic videogame companies on the market to date. The cocksucker who founded this heaping piece of shit into existence is none other than that slob of a fuck Andrew Gower.Jagex has the most useless account retrieval process and with they had a better grasp on how much they actually care about their customers. Jagex by far win's this round as their entire system is the bane of the world. Do not play games made by Jagex or you'll lose at least 12 years of your life span. Their is a study being done that people who tend to play games by Jagex are more likely to get fucked over one way or another by the dipfucks.
This company sucks so many dicks on a large scale, anybody you ask would say, "Oh, you must be talking about Jagex, they can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!".

Jagex does some serious sucking!
by learningisforthebest February 4, 2014
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been playing thier game runescape now for a couple of years and its the gayest piece of shitfuck bullshit around, dont even think about playin it, itll fuck ur life :)
jagex is a faggot ass corperation and if i were the fuckn owner id stick a pistol down my throat if i wasnt such a sick perverted fuck
by feret June 18, 2006
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Created by a sick perveted fuck named Andrew Gower. He couldn't keep his dick in his pants so next thing he knew, he had a kid named Paul Gower. Now they both sit at their computers all day playing runescape because they cant help their little penuses.
Look its the owner of Jagex Ltd. Andrew, he must have a dick in a loop!
by Ricochet Sky February 23, 2005
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A company that made the game RuneScape
This game is the game with the most cheaters in it
by mOO March 8, 2004
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jagex...(sigh)

When someone who plays RuneScape can't believe the extent to which Jagex goes to make the game as difficult as possible.
Person 1: Wow Jagex put Bonus XP weekend on the same weekend as Daylight Savings Time. They want the Bonus XP to be on the shortest weekend of the year so players don't get as much experience

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
by LiveByDaDeep December 4, 2010
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Jagex'd

To get cut off just when your expectations are the highest. Something you get used to once you've been playing the games of Jagex like Runescape/ War or Legends etc
Dude 1: I was with that bird last night, we flirted a lot, she nibbled at my ears, I spent a load of money on her and drove her home - but then when we got back to her place she shut the door on me! :s

Dude 2: Bro you got Jagex'd.

Dude 1: Yeah she did say she was a developer at Jagex
by Pseudip July 20, 2011
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