Jackanese

After consuming multiple shots of Jack, you being speaking a language that is unintelligible, aka Jackanese.

He was so trashed on JD, I couldn't understand a word he said. Dude was speaking Jackanese.

by _Murray_ November 9, 2012

jacksons

Twenty-dollar bills ($20). Often used in conjuntion with benjamins benjamins.

Give me a couple o' Jacksons so I can buy my ho them phat shoes.

by Fly Boy May 6, 2003

Jacksons

Testicles.

From rhyming slang: Jackson Pollocks, bollocks.

My girlfriend only lets me teabag her if I've shaved my Jacksons.

by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

Extreme Jacksonover

Term similar to "Extreme Makeover"; used to narrowly describe one who psychotically undergoes multiple plastic surgery mutilations, as well as skin bleaching via Clorox submersions, over a lengthy period of time, in order to transform oneself from a handsome young Black man into an ugly old White woman. Includes proboscis removal. Usually leads to sexual infatuations with young boys while role-playing the part of "your Grandma".

"Did Joan Rivers used to be Buckwheat, before her Extreme Jacksonover?"

by Greg54 November 15, 2005

Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.

Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".

by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009

jacksonsexual

A person who is attracted by and only by Jackson Whittemore

Girl 1 : Did you see this scene where Jackson is shirtless in a lake! He's so hot! I could never get a boyfriend who is not Jackson Whittemore.
Girl 2 : I guess you're jacksonsexual.

by meliaholloway February 27, 2021

jacksonaverysexual

In love with Jackson Avery

I’m so jacksonaverysexual

by Jackson Avery is hottttr January 5, 2021