Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.

What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.

by mep321 March 19, 2010

jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex

Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.

by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015

jackbones

$0

Zero dollars.

Jack = 0
Bones = dollars

Question: How much will you pay me for a used copy of Mario/Duck Hunt combo for NES?
Answer: jackbones

by S-dot AKA Sean September 25, 2007

jackboob

Is a nickname givin by Jax to Jacob the reason for this is that jacob gets no bitches and no women so its funny that hes nammed after something he never gets to see

"Hiiii Jackboob"- jax

by Bugs the coolest peros March 19, 2022

jackboob

A nick name givin to people named jacob that get no bitches

"jacob gets no girls"
"UGHHH hes such a jackboob"

by Bugs the coolest peros March 19, 2022

Jackpots

the jackpots are the best fucking fanbase in the world! if you ain’t a jackpot tf you doing 🎰

Jackpots is the best fanbase! The jackpots are so loyal and we ride or die bout our queen. The jackpots ride for Big Latto the LONGWAY.

by BigHays777 October 5, 2022

jackshots

Giving your partner the meanest, loudest, wettest, roughest, fastest, penetration from the back side. Anal or Vagina. The certain thrust style is Jack himself.

"Jack was giving me the best jackshots last night."
"I thought I heard a storm last night but it was just the jackshots"
"I couldn't handle the jackshots"
"Jerk chicken with a side of jackshots?"

by neopet22 May 13, 2024