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Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass
by Alex D September 14, 2006
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Pulling a Jack Bauer

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Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice
-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer
by Ana M. November 7, 2007
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Jack Bauer

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1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.

2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.

2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
by KillYouAll June 30, 2005
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Pull A Jack Bauer

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The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.
Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.
by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008
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jack bauer style

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to kick serious ass in a needed situation
Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass

Guy 2:Dude kick ass
by PMC1120 May 14, 2009
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

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The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
by Zipster May 16, 2005
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Jack Bauer

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To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.
I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.
by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005
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