a Queer Jachnun is done while having the sexy time. right as his dick enter ur booty hole you pull it out and start to slam dicks against each other resulting in a sword fight.
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by dehubb133 October 16, 2008
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by alunimumbat June 30, 2010
Get the jacktits mug.Manliest character ever made by Square Enix, he is considered the reincarnation of Chuck Norris and a child-beating father of Final Fantasy. Armed with his Jeeecchhtoooo Fingaaaaaaa that's deadlier than the Falcon Punch, and his variety of self-honed battle skills from repeatedly beating his child, Tidus, he is considered top-tier in Square Enix's new release, Final Fantasy: Dissidia.
Ex. 1: The reason why most of the Final Fantasy cast in Dissidia are all bishies is because Jecht took all of the manliness from them. Especially Kuja.
Ex. 2: Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.
Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.
Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.
Ex. 2: Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.
Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.
Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.
by Jechto fingaaa January 14, 2009
Get the Jecht mug.A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.
Example 1
Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?
Frank: Yes in fact I did.
Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.
Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.
Example 2
Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.
Eli: No actually I missed it.
Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.
Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.
Phil: Precisely.
Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?
Frank: Yes in fact I did.
Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.
Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.
Example 2
Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.
Eli: No actually I missed it.
Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.
Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.
Phil: Precisely.
by blandick February 23, 2009
Get the Jacktion mug.The ship name Jachary is a bromance ship between two members of Why Don't We, Zach Herron and Jack Avery, in an interview, Jack says that it isn't real, but we just keep doing more funny poses, and Zach says "but yeah I love Jack", then Jack is just quite the rest of the time they are talking about it with Zach talking and saying again "I just love Jack a lot", and he put his hand on Jack's lap, then Corbyn says "Jachary isn't real it's just a really good friendship".
I'm sorry but Jachary is so real, it is the cutest ship ever.
I'm sorry but Jachary is so real, it is the cutest ship ever.
Jack: "Aww Zach you look so cute"
Jachary: *walks over to each other and hug each other*
Limelights: *screaming*
Zach: *talking to a fan*
Jack: "This is my man don't take him" *puts an arm around Zach*, "can we beat her up for me"
Zach: *chuckles* N-no.
Zach: *has his arms around Jack's neck* *kisses Jack's neck*
Someone: *pulls Zach away*
Zach: Ahh
Jachary: *walks over to each other and hug each other*
Limelights: *screaming*
Zach: *talking to a fan*
Jack: "This is my man don't take him" *puts an arm around Zach*, "can we beat her up for me"
Zach: *chuckles* N-no.
Zach: *has his arms around Jack's neck* *kisses Jack's neck*
Someone: *pulls Zach away*
Zach: Ahh
by Kmoller17 June 19, 2020
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