* "that guy is such a jabadoo"
**"yeah, he looks like a total turd tickler"
*"let's get out of here, I don't wanna be seen next this shit stabber"
**"yeah, he looks like a total turd tickler"
*"let's get out of here, I don't wanna be seen next this shit stabber"
by rcfredster April 10, 2015
Get the jabadoo mug.A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
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"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"
by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003
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A Jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9". He is usually in the early stages of puberty and naive to the ways of the world. His features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
The Jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to Zac Efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
A Jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9". He is usually in the early stages of puberty and naive to the ways of the world. His features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
The Jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to Zac Efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
Daniel (Drunken Browser A) "Mate, I just commented on this fat boy's bebo photo, calling him a wee Jabboo"
Ryan (Drunken Browser B) "Oh shit, he looks like a stroke victim"
Ryan (Drunken Browser B) "Oh shit, he looks like a stroke victim"
by Your-Villain March 24, 2009
Get the Jabboo mug.Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.
Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
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