Jaren Move

A filthy action involving one friend or person to which involves someone else’s girlfriend. Involving intercourse or a sexual action.

Jerry: Did you hear how Alex fucked Logan’s girl.

Cameron: Ya that was such a Jaren Move

by Boe Nerr August 31, 2022

Jaren

A walking wikicyclopedia who knows random facts about all and everything. Same jaren that is referred to in the definition of "jaren's mom"

You act like you know it all, you must be a jaren.

by cee-shaw October 15, 2013

Jarence

Jarence is a smart sexy and a good person also rich and a good friend he don't so betrayals.He's a very good person

Jarence thanks for being a good friend of mine

by Jungwonqtqt June 8, 2021

Jaren

The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.

Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene

by Jaren Johansen September 6, 2021

jarenya

a Swedish girl who is obsessed with chocolate, and is slightly crazy and weird (in a good way)

Whose that pretty girl over there eating her chocolate? Oh hey, it's Jarenya!

by mkmkm September 29, 2010

Jaren

Charming,tall,100% man...your king come to rescue you....then he lies for no reason over the littlest things...thinks he has his own set of laws and never says he's sorry.big penis' high sex drive

I meet a guy named jaren

by S. Queen. April 3, 2019

Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005