jessica simpson 

a hot blonde who everyone thinks is dumb, but is actually intelligent enough to play dumb to make money

Chicken? Tuna? Let the dollars roll in! I'm fucking Jessica Simpson!

jessica simpson by K-Train November 18, 2006

jessica simpson 

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!

Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!

jessica simpson by Enna B. January 8, 2005

Jessica Simpson 

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.

Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.

Jessica Simpson by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008

jessica simpson 

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

jessica simpson by Lilliaa June 29, 2006

jessica simpson 

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

jessica simpson by me777 September 14, 2006

jessica simpson 

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.

Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde

jessica simpson by Quenetteo October 4, 2005

jessica simpson 

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.

Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?

jessica simpson by reese November 25, 2004