Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.

I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch

by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022

Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 06, 2024

quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom

Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.

by HawkTuahRegimer October 23, 2024

jelqing

when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom

kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai

bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS

kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing

bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*

by ClIownTowne June 14, 2024

jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i commenced in jelqing anymore, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.

Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF

by GoonMogger May 05, 2024