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by Cristia brown February 28, 2022
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Jelani

Jelani has a magnetic sexual presence that brings you into his very hot sexy wet and sweaty body, he’s the kind of guy you cant get enough of and beg for more.
Wow, Jelani is so hot and sexy, I want to be him someday.
by Jelaninumber1 June 28, 2023
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An ugly rat who won't get anywhere in life and is fat.
But also cool at being ugly Jelani
by Chaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2023
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JELANI KING

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.
by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013
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Jelani Eye Appreciation Day

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.
Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄
by Master of luvvv December 24, 2020
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jelani king

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines
by temporary spastic January 4, 2012
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JELANI G.

by hot gyal in d city. July 7, 2022
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