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Jack Johnson

Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.
Jack Johnson by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008
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A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson
"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"
jack johnson by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.
Jack Johnson by Jak6508 January 28, 2010

jack johnson

In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.
The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
jack johnson by K to the C October 24, 2006

Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.
Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.
Jack Johnson by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009

Jack Johnson

Some one's head is their Jack Johnson.
Don't make me give you a rap on the old jack johnson.
Jack Johnson by Zaggerty January 3, 2005

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person
Jack Johnson by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020