J Bag

A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.

Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"

by H4133M April 22, 2020

j bag

to call someone a j-bag is like calling them a jerk off

Buster at work is really being a J BAG.

by shreker September 20, 2006

j bag

a j bag is a jobby, poo, a tommy tit, a hot one, a grey friars booby, a barry white etc...

that fruit is playing havoc with my insides, i have done 2 j bags today!

by nickyboy March 11, 2008

J bag

A man or woman who is highly insecure , manipulative , lonely , disloyal ,two faced ,shady, perverted, fake ,untrustworthy person who has a " little man " syndrome along with being a narcissist. They would stab they're out friends and family in the back just for the acceptance of complete strangers. They are generally the groups "fool" and butt of everyone's joke but because they are willing to offer they're services and donations people seem to tolerate them to a point. They do whatever they can to get attention even at the expense of others. Also known to lie about theyre social or financial status. Useually dependent on their parents and always taking the handouts in private and condemning it in public. Always taking advantage of the system and people but present themselves as a "self made" "hard working" person who has earned what they have or where they are in life.

So billy ended up finding out his best friend jake slept with that girl Emiley he was dating and really cared about, fucked up thing is Billy always talked to jake about everything he and Emiley were going threw and he used that to brake them up while going for the kill being the shoulder to cry on. . Fuckn Jbagg

Dude lives out of his pay grade , what a j bagg

by WebstersDEF April 21, 2013

j bag

A nice girl who indulges in sexual activity on a more than usual basis.

you are a j bag (nice female)

by subscribetoeddogameer April 23, 2025

J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009

J-bagel

1.One that is of Jewish decent.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.

"Hey Troy, stop bein' such a j-bagel and buy your own damn porn! If you want to be a damn penny pincher you should change your name to David Goldensteinlovski!"

by JBors July 15, 2006