j-bag

A condom or a johnny...

Come on slut get the j-bag out...

by Nick is the best December 7, 2006

J-bag

To call a Jewish person a J-bag is a shorter way of calling them a Jew-bag. An annoying member of the Jewish religion.

1. "That damn Goldberg guy came by again yesterday."

2. "That's already five times this week. That friken' j-bag needs to find a hobby..."

by Andy L. February 8, 2008

j-bag

Useful term to describe people of Japanese origin, when in a setting that is full of them.

1.) You can judge a j-bag by its cover.

2.) J-bags really get my goat.

3.) Once a j-bag, always a j-bag.

by shilky December 14, 2006

j-bag

a person who copy's Ur expressions or some1 tht is so annoying and doesnt shut up

joe u cant thats my lets freaking go and you dont shut up you are a j-bag

by lets freakin go August 7, 2011

J-Bag

A way of calling someone a juice bag, but in shorter form

(a juice bag is a non offensive way of saying douche bag)

thats my cookie you J-Bag!

that kid with a new girlfriend every week is a J-Bag

by Mr. McTastic February 4, 2010

J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009

J-bagel

1.One that is of Jewish decent.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.

"Hey Troy, stop bein' such a j-bagel and buy your own damn porn! If you want to be a damn penny pincher you should change your name to David Goldensteinlovski!"

by JBors July 15, 2006