Ivanka 

A bright-eyed and optimistic person. Whenever you’re with her you feel as if time is too short, and all you want is more of it. Ivanka is very unpredictable making her as captivating as a star-struck moment. Though we may look up at the many stars in the night sky, we often forget to admire the beautiful moon we have. This is someone you should never take for granted, as they are (one of one.)

Ivanka is Incomparable and Remarkable

Ivanka by rdbnna November 13, 2024

Ivanka 

A beautiful BLACK QUEEN.

Girl: Have you seen that girl?
Me: Yeah she's Ivanka.

Ivanka by RealllllBadmannnn May 1, 2025

ivanka

Verb. To be grossly incompetent and unsuited for one's role but completely unaware. Involves overestimating one's skills with undeserved self-confidence. Often seen at Dunning-Kruger peaks and with nepo babies.

She's probably going to ivanka again during the meeting. I feel so bad for her. I'd talk to her, but her dad owns the company.

ivanka by ivankaisaverb December 5, 2025

ivanka

Verb. To be grossly incompetent and unsuited for one's role but completely unaware. Involves overestimating one's skills with undeserved self-confidence. Often seen at Dunning-Kruger peaks and with nepo babies.

She's probably going to ivanka again during the meeting. Poor thing. I'd talk to her, but her dad owns the company.

ivanka by ivankaisaverb December 5, 2025

Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.

Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

Ivanka Head Syndrome by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019

Ivanka Trump 

At risk of being fucked by her dad

Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her

Ivanka Trump by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016

Ivanka Trump 

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”

I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter

Ivanka Trump by Ann American May 8, 2018