Cruel and Unusual Punishment

See Kidz Bop.

Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

Person 2: Is that legal!?

by Fatty Mc Fat Fat, yo. October 17, 2008

Unusually Wide Stance

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.

Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"

by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008

Unusual Incidents Unit

Knockoff version of the Mobile Task Force

"Hey, who are those idiots over there?"
"They're the Unusual Incidents Unit, cadet."
"Oh..."

by epicman4192 January 15, 2021

the 7 unusual sins

Seven reasons to change your behavior
1. Have too much larmo
2. Detrital cliff
3. Varfa goes bad too soon
4. Edges worn down
5. Unable to leave it alone
6. Listen to strangers
7. Overinflation

At dinner I had too much larmo, which made me feel like detrital cliff. After I ate the stale varfa I noticed my edge was worn and I couldn't leave it alone. I will never listen to strangers again, because I overinflated the larmo.

by larmo observer December 30, 2003

Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain

a really fucking expensive hat

Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H

by poploop345 May 27, 2021

Unusual Criticism

Weird and terrible ways to make fun of someone

He's a person most likely to use Unusual Criticism.

by ugeeth October 3, 2021

unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011