by Average Guy#55 October 28, 2020
Get the Ishmael Kamara mug.An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.
For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.
For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.
Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”
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Get the ishmael bogan mug.Synonyms: dang it, oops, shit, god dammit!, dammit at to hell, FUCK, mother fuck, crap. I messed up, sorry.
by Spicy-Vanilla December 15, 2020
Get the Ishmael mug.someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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Soon to be married and have 12 kids that all suffer from Autism and sex addiction.
Soon to be married and have 12 kids that all suffer from Autism and sex addiction.
Kovacs have you been spending enough time with Ishmaelia today? Did you send your carrier pigeon to set up your bed shaking session?
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