iranian gay men

According to the Iranian president Ahmadinejad these "sort" of men (his words) don't exist in Iran.

Iranian gay men don't exist according to this guy. Rofl?

by ^^^^^^^1 April 11, 2009

Going Iranian

To conduct peaceful protest against perceived injustice.

They were going Iranian on his ass when he tried to close down the schools.

by Ali Agha Joon Joon July 29, 2009

small Iranian

a small Iranian is a small Iranian girl she could fall off a step and die she does not follow the law and takes drugs she is normally abit of a crack'ed she is like this because she is always trying to escape her height and can only do so when out of it

Guy 1: did you see that small Iranian i heard she has stopped growing

Guy 2: ohh ross the Iranian ? ye she has stopped growing its fucking funny

by j-mannn July 12, 2011

Go Iranian

When a group of people take action against all odds.

- Man the neighbor's car alarm kept up the whole street all night.
- You should have complained.
- Yeah but he is a black belt and could kick my ass.
- Then the whole neighborhood should go Iranian on him.

by houjan July 27, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Iranian

A person from Iran. Most people would say that an Iranian has dark skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. However, this is most certainly NOT true. I myself, being a full-blooded Iranian have red hair and blue eyes. My father has blond hair, and my mom has red hair also. We are all Iranian, although we are from the northern part. The point is, not all Iranians are dark, hairy, and have huge noses.

Ignorant dumbass: OMG! Red hair?! You must be Irish or something!
Me: No. I'm Iranian, you freaking tard.

by Sophia M. September 1, 2008

iranian

A person whos rich, HAS to drive a bmw or mercedes. Girls are gorgeous and they all live in HUGE houses.
brand name clothes are a must

That girl in the black mercedes is iranian.

by rachel bilson May 22, 2006